Some Humor

Author-character correspondence!

Dear Billie Joe,
How the hell do you find the combined smell of cigarette smoke, cheap shampoo, deodorant, and pot attractive?
Confusedly,
Your Glorious Author.

PS. Yes, knowing you as well as I know you, I'll come back and post your reply to this. You really hate that fourth wall.

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Dear Author,
Because he's Tre and therefore he is totally 100% sexy. And I'm weird -- you're the one who made me a little insane and got me hooked on Novacaine in the first place, remember?
~Billie

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Dear Billie,
You were the one who I dunno let me make you stick that needle in your arm fifty times through the prequel.
AND the person you're based off of was the one who wrote a song about Novacaine, anyway.
~Author

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Dear Author,
Fuck off.
~Billie